P.D.Q. Bach (Discography Bach, P.D.Q.)

1712 Overture and Other Musical Assaults
Introduction
1712 Overture
Introduction (2)
Bach Portrait
Introduction (3)
Capriccio La Pucelle de New Orleans (The Maid of New Orleans)
Introduction (4)
Minuet Militaire
Introduction (5)
Prelude To Einstein on the Fritz
Introduction (6)
The Preachers of Crimetheus: I. Prologue (Bottomless Sorrow; Topless Gaiety)
The Preachers of Crimetheus: II. The Lamentations of Jerry Maja
The Preachers of Crimetheus: III. Finale: Special Deliverance
A Little Nightmare Music
Aria What Sweet Music
Aria Nature Gave Us Eyes
Duet: Uh Oh
Finale: What Hutzpah!
Vite, Tout De Suite
Lent, Tout Au Moins
Minuet Et, Tout A L'heure, Trio*
Chanson: Toutr I'anne, Hey , Hey, Hey
Tout A Coup Le Bout
Long; Neat; Long
March On The Rocks
Minute With A Twist
Sarabande Staight Up
One For The Road
An Evening With P.D.Q. Bach
Concerto For Horn And Hardart, S.27
Cantata: Iphigenia In Brooklyn, S.53162
Quodlibet For Small Orchestra
Sinfonia Concertante, S.98.6
An Hysteric Return: P.D.Q. Bach at Carnegie Hall
Oratorio - The Seasonings (S. 1/2 tsp.)
Unbegun Symphony
Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle, and Baloons (S. 66)
Black Forest Bluegrass
Cantata: Blaues Gras (Bluegrass Cantata): Recitative and Aria 'Blaues Gras'
Cantata: Blaues Gras (Bluegrass Cantata): Recitative 'O' / Aria 'Du Dist Im Land'
Cantata: Blaues Gras (Bluegrass Cantata): Recitative 'O' / Duet 'Ich Sehe'
Cantata: Blaues Gras (Bluegrass Cantata): Chorale 'Ich Gehe' / Duet: 'Sag' Mir'
No-No Nonette for Assorted Winds & Toys (S.86): First Movement
No-No Nonette for Assorted Winds & Toys (S.86): Second Movement
No-No Nonette for Assorted Winds & Toys (S.86): Third Movement
No-No Nonette for Assorted Winds & Toys (S.86): Fourth Movement
No-No Nonette for Assorted Winds & Toys (S.86): Last Movement
'Hear Me Through' from "Diverse Ayres on Sundrie Notions" (S.99 44/100)
Hornsmoke
Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major - Largo maestoso, Allegro moderato
Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major - Andante moderato (Medium Waltz)
Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major - Presto
Variations on a Joke
Brass Calendar - January: New Year's Day
Brass Calendar - February: Valentine's Day
Brass Calendar - March: St. Patrick's Day
Brass Calendar - April: Income Tax Day
Brass Calendar - May: Memorial Day Picnic
Brass Calendar - June: Flag Day
Brass Calendar - July: Independence Day Parade
Brass Calendar - August: Dude Ranch Vacation
Brass Calendar - September: Labor Day Weekend Dance
Brass Calendar - October: Halloween
Brass Calendar - November: Thanksgiving
Brass Calendar - December: Alone on New Year's Eve
A Little Mosey Music
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Prologue
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Narration
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Waltz
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Narration
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Courtship
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - The Wedding
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Square Dance
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Polka
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Introduction and Tango
Hornsmoke (A Horse Opera) - Showdown and Finale
Liebeslieder Polkas
To His Coy Mistress
To The Virgins, To Make Much of Time
The Passionate Shepherd To His Love
Why So Pale And Vain Fond Lover?
It Was A Lover And His Lass
The Constant Lover
Song To Celia
Interlude
Farewell, Ungrateful traitor
Who Is Silvia?
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Caricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
Aries
Taurus
Music for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion
Introduction - Professor Schickele
Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion (S.1000) - I . Grand Entrance
Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion (S.1000) - II. Simply Grand Minuet
Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion (S.1000) - III. Romance in the Grand Manner
Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion (S.1000) - IV.Rondo Mucho Grando
Introduction - Professor Schickele
"Dutch" Suite (S.-16) - I. Mr. Minuit's Minuet (David McGill, bassoon; Ronald Bishop, tuba)
"Dutch" Suite (S.-16) - II. Panther Dance (David McGill, bassoon; Ronald Bishop, tuba)
"Dutch" Suite (S.-16) - III. Dance of the Grand Dams (David McGill , bassoon; Ronald Bishop, tuba)
"Dutch" Suite (S.-16) - IV. The Lowland Fling (David McGill,basso on; Ronald Bishop, tuba)
Introduction - Professor Schickele
Six Contrary Dances (S.39) - I. Maestoso animoso
Six Contrary Dances (S.39) - II. Daintissimo
Six Contrary Dances (S.39) - III. Allegro, but not too mucho
Six Contrary Dances (S.39) - IV. Molto moderato
Six Contrary Dances (S.39) - V. Vivace cucarace
Six Contrary Dances (S.39) - VI. Moving right alongo
Introduction - Professor Schickele
Lip My Reeds (S.32') (Tennessee Bassoon Quartet)
Door Prize Scene; Fanfare for Fred
Introduction - Professor Schickele
March of the Cute Little Wood Sprites (S. Onesy Twosy)
Introduction - Professor Schickele
Last Tango in Beyreuth (Tennessee Bassoon Quartet)
Closing - Professor Schickele
Music You Can't Get Out of Your Head
'Howdy' Symphony in D Major - I. introduzione casuale; allegro con mucho brio
'Howdy' Symphony in D Major - II. andante con mojo
'Howdy' Symphony in D Major - III. menuetto allegretto
'Howdy' Symphony in D Major - IV. come un pipistrello fuori dall' inferno
Peruckenstuck (Hair Piece) from 'The Civilian Barber'
Suite from 'The Civilian Barber'
Oedipus Tex and Other Choral Calamities
Introduction: Oedipus Tex
Oedipus Tex - I. Prologue: "Tragedy"
Oedipus Tex - Recitative: "Well"
Oedipus Tex - II. Aria with Chorus: "Howdy There"
Oedipus Tex - Recitative: "And It Wasn't Long"
Oedipus Tex - III. Duet with Chorus: "My Heart"
Oedipus Tex - Recitative: "But"
Oedipus Tex - IV. Aria: "You Murdered Your Father"
Oedipus Tex - Recitative: "When Billie Jo Heard"
Oedipus Tex - V. Aria with Chorus: "Goodbye"
Oedipus Tex - Recitative: "When Oedipus Heard"
Oedipus Tex - VI. Chorale and Finale
Introduction
Classical Rap
Introduction: Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock - I. Recitative and Chorus: "Knock, Knock"
Knock, Knock - II. Recitative and Chorus: "How Many Psychiatrists?"
Knock, Knock - III. Recitative and Chorus: "What Is the Question?"
Knock, Knock - IV. Recitative and Chorus: "So this Guy"
Introduction
Birthday Ode to "Big Daddy" Bach
Portrait of P.D.Q. Bach
Introduction: Missa Hilarious (S.N2O)
Yriekay
Gloria
Credo
Sanctus
Angus Dei
Introduction
Eine Kleine Nichtmusik Prof. Schickele
Introduction
Echo Sonata for Two Unfriendly Groups of Instruments (S.9999999999)
Introduction
A Consort of Choral Christmas Carols (S.359)
Report From Hoople: P. D. Q. Bach On The Air
Echo Sonata For Two Unfriendly Groups of Instruments
New Horizons In Music Appreciation
Traumarai For Unaccompanied Piano
Schleptet In E Flat Major
What's My Melodic Line?
Fugue In C Minor
The Dreaded P.D.Q. Bach Collection (disc 1)
In the Vanguard Vault Part 1
Concerto for Horn and Hardart: Introduction
Concerto for Horn and Hardart: Allegro
Concerto for Horn and Hardart: Tema con Variazione
Concerto for Horn and Hardart: Menuetto con Panna E Zucchero
Iphigenia in Brooklyn: Introduction
Iphigenia in Brooklyn: Aria
Iphigenia in Brooklyn: Recitativie
Iphigenia in Brooklyn: Ground
Iphigenia in Brooklyn: Recitative
Iphigenia in Brooklyn: Aria
Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Introduction
Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Allegro
Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Adagio
Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Allegro
Sinfonia Concertante: Introduction
Sinfonia Concertante: Sehr Unruhig Mit Schmalz
Sinfonia Concertante: Andante Senza Moto
Sinfonia Concertante: Presto Nicht Scheppend
The Seasonings: Introduction
The Seasonings: Chorus: Tarragon of Virtue Is Full
The Seasonings: Recitative: And There Were in the Same Country
The Seasonings: Duet: Bide Thy Thyme
The Seasonings: Fugue for Orchestra
The Seasonings: Recitative: Then Asked He
The Seasonings: By the Leeks of Babylon
The Seasonings: Recitative: Then She Gave In
The Seasonings: Aria: Open Sesame Seeds
The Seasonings: Recitative: So Saying
The Seasonings: Duet: Summer Is a Cumin Seed
The Seasonings: Chorus With Soloists: To Curry Favor, Favor Curry
The Dreaded P.D.Q. Bach Collection (disc 2)
Introduction
"Unbegun" Symphony, by Professor Schickele - III. Minuet
"Unbegun" Symphony, by Professor Schickele - IV. Andante -- Allegro
Introduction
Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons (S. 66) - Allegro moulto
Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons (S. 66) - Romanze II (Adagio Sereno)
Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons (S. 66) - Minaret andTrio
Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons (S. 66) - Romanze I (Chi Largo)
Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons (S. 66) - Presto Changio
Report from Hoople: Signature Theme & Intro
Report from Hoople: Echo Sonata for Two Unfriendly Groups of Instruments
Report from Hoople: Station Break
Report from Hoople: Commercial: "Do You Suffer?"
Report from Hoople: Intro
Report from Hoople: New Horizons in Music Appreciation: Beethoven's Fifth Symphony
Report from Hoople: Time, Weather, News
Report from Hoople: Intro
Report from Hoople: Traumarei for Unaccompanied Piano
Report from Hoople: Station Break, Tag, Signature Theme
Dull and Late Show: Signature Theme, Intro
Schleptet in E flat major - Larghissimo -- Allegro Boffo
Schleptet in E flat major - Menuetto con Brio ma senza Trio
Schleptet in E flat major - Adagio Saccharino
Schleptet in E flat major - Yehudi Menuetto
Schleptet in E flat major - Presto Hey Nonny Nonnio
Dull and Late Show: Tag, Station Break
Dull and Late Show: What's My Melodic Line?
Dull and Late Show: Time, News, Intro
Fugue in C Minor (from the Toot Suite for Calliope Four Hands)
Dull and Late Show: Tag, Station Break
What's Happening in Home Economics (Beethoven's Revenge)
Commercial: "If You Have Never"
Dull and Late Show: Sign-off, Signature Theme
The Dreaded P.D.Q. Bach Collection (disc 3)
The Stoned Guest: Introduction
The Stoned Guest: Overture
The Stoned Guest: Aria 'Let's Face It I'm Lost'
The Stoned Guest: Recitative 'Boy'
The Stoned Guest: Aria 'Now Is the Season'
The Stoned Guest: Recitative 'Gesundheit'
The Stoned Guest: Duet 'Woe'
The Stoned Guest: Recitative 'Hark!'
The Stoned Guest: Aria 'Look at Me'
The Stoned Guest: Recitative 'That's the End'
The Stoned Guest: Trio: 'I'm Sure I'd Be'
The Stoned Guest: Intermission Feature: Opera Whiz
The Stoned Guest: Plot Synopsis
The Stoned Guest: Recitative: 'I Hate to Interrupt'
The Stoned Guest: Quartet 'Don Octave'
The Stoned Guest: Finale 'O Saviour'
Announcement
The Queen to Me a Royal Pain Doth Give
My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth
Final Announcement
The Dreaded P.D.Q. Bach Collection (disc 4)
Introduction #1
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - Overture
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "I Am a Quaint Old Inkeeper"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "Like a Lonely Pilgrim"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "My name is Hansel Hunter"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "I'm the Village Idiot"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "Et expecto"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "There's Something About a Monk"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "Do You Love Me?"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - Interlude: Medical examination
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "I Hope You'll Take This Friendly Advice"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "Teddy Nice Is My Name"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "Jump Not to Conclusions"
Hans and Gretel and Ted and Alice (S. 2n-1) - "Just Tell Me What Your Name Is"
The O.K. Chorale From the Toot Suite for Calliope Four Hands (S. 212o)
Introduction #2
"Erotica" Variations (S. 36EE) For Banned Instruments and Piano - Theme: Windbreaker
"Erotica" Variations (S. 36EE) For Banned Instruments and Piano - Variation I: Balloons
"Erotica" Variations (S. 36EE) For Banned Instruments and Piano - Variation II: Slide Whistle
"Erotica" Variations (S. 36EE) For Banned Instruments and Piano - Variation III: Slide Windbreaker
"Erotica" Variations (S. 36EE) For Banned Instruments and Piano - Variation IV: Lasso D'Amore
"Erotica" Variations (S. 36EE) For Banned Instruments and Piano - Variation V: Foghorn, Bell, Kazoo, Gargle
Introduction #3
The Art of the Ground Round (S. 1.19/lb.) For Three Baritones - Loving Is as Easy
The Art of the Ground Round (S. 1.19/lb.) For Three Baritones - Please, Kind Sir
The Art of the Ground Round (S. 1.19/lb.) For Three Baritones - Jane, My Jane
The Art of the Ground Round (S. 1.19/lb.) For Three Baritones - Golly Golly Oh
The Art of the Ground Round (S. 1.19/lb.) For Three Baritones - Nelly Is a Nice Girl
The Art of the Ground Round (S. 1.19/lb.) For Three Baritones - Encore (Nelly Is a Nice Girl)
In the Vanguard Vault, Part 2
The "Sanka" Cantata
In the Vanguard Vault, Part 3
The Ill-Conceived P.D.Q. Bach Anthology
This is Professor Pete
1712 Overture (S.1712)
Introduction: Oedipus Tex
Oedipus Tex: Aria with chorus: 'Howdy There'
Oedipus Tex: Recitative: 'It Wasn't Long'
Oedipus Tex My Heart
Oedipus Tex: Recitative: 'When Oedipus Heard'
Oedipus Tex: Chorale and Finale
Introduction: Love Me
Love Me
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Oo-La-La Introduction
Oo-La-La: Cookin' French Like the French Cook French
Introduction: The Musical Sacrifice
The Musical Sacrifice (S.50% off): I. Fuga Meshuga
Introduction: Classical Rap
Classical Rap (S.1-2-3)
Introduction: The Short-Tempered Clavier
The Short-Tempered Clavier I. C Major
Introduction: Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Wind and Percussion
Grand Serendae For An Awful Lot Of Winds & Percussion II. Simply Grand Minuet
Introduction: Four Folk Song Upsettings
Four Folk Song Upsettings (S.4): Little Bunny Hop Hop Hop
Introduction: Minuet Militaire
Minuet Militaire (S.1A)
Enough Already
The Intimate P.D.Q. Bach
Hänsel and Gretel and Ted and Alice
The O.K. Chorale from the Toot Suite
"Erotica" Variations
The Art of the Ground Round
The Short-Tempered Clavier
The Short-Tempered Clavier: Opening & Introduction
The Short-Tempered Clavier: I. C major
The Short-Tempered Clavier: II. C minor
The Short-Tempered Clavier: III. C-sharp major
The Short-Tempered Clavier: IV. D major
The Short-Tempered Clavier: V. D minor
The Short-Tempered Clavier: VI. E-flat major
The Short-Tempered Clavier: VII. F major
The Short-Tempered Clavier: VIII. G minor
The Short-Tempered Clavier: IX. G major
The Short-Tempered Clavier: X. A major
The Short-Tempered Clavier: XI. A minor
The Short-Tempered Clavier: XII. B-flat major
Little Pickle Book: Introduction
Little Pickle Book: I. Toccata et Fuga Obnoxia
Little Pickle Book: II. Chorale Prelude (Ave Maria et Agnus Dei)
Little Pickle Book: III. Fantasia sopra "Fräulein Maria Mack"
Little Pickle Book: IV. Lullaby and Goodnight
Sonata Da Circo (Circus Sonata): Introduction
Sonata Da Circo (Circus Sonata): I. Spiel Vorspiel
Sonata Da Circo (Circus Sonata): II. Entrada Grande
Sonata Da Circo (Circus Sonata): III. Smokski the Russian Bear
Sonata Da Circo (Circus Sonata): IV. Toccata Ecdysiastica
Sonata Da Circo (Circus Sonata): Calliope Frustration
Three Chorale-Based Piecelets: Introduction
Three Chorale-Based Piecelets: I. Chorale: "Orally"
Three Chorale-Based Piecelets: II. Chorale Prelude on an American Hymn for the Last Sunday Before the Fourth Day of the Seventh Month After New Year's Eve
Three Chorale-Based Piecelets: III. Chorale Variations on "In der Nacht so Hell, der Petrus istmein Freund"
Epilogue
The Stoned Guest
Introduction
The Stoned Guest (Part One)
Opera Whiz
Plot Synopsis
The Stoned Guest (Completion)
Two Madrigals from The Triumph Of Thusnelda
The Wurst of P.D.Q. Bach
Concerto For Horn and Hardart, S.27
Cantata, Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S.53162
Schleptet in E Flat Major S.0
Eine Kleine Nichtmusik
New Horizons in Music Appreciation
What's My Melodic Line?
Madrigal, "My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth" from "The Triumphs of Thusnelda", S. 1601
The Wurst of P.D.Q. Bach (disc 1)
Concerto For Horn and Hardart, S.27
Cantata, Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S.53162
New Horizons in Music Appreciation: Beethoven's Fifth Symphony
Schleptet in E Flat Major, S.0
What's My Melodic Line?
Madrigal, "My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth" from "The Triumphs of Thusnelda", S.1601
The Wurst of P.D.Q. Bach (disc 2)
'Unbegun' Symphony (Peter Schickele)
Half-Act Opera, 'The Stoned Guest' (highlights)
Fugue in C Minor, (Fuga Vulgaris) for Calliope Four Hands, from the Toot Suite S. 3.14
Oratorio, 'The Seasonings', S. 1/2 tsp.
Two Pianos are Better than One
Introduction - Concerto for Two Pianos vs. Orchestra (S. 2 are better than one)
Concerto for Two Pianos vs. Orchestra - I. Shake allegro
Concerto for Two Pianos vs. Orchestra - II. Andante alighieri
Concerto for Two Pianos vs. Orchestra - III. Presto changio
Introduction - Trio (sic) Sonata (S. 3(4))
Trio (sic) Sonata - I. Antermezzo
Trio (sic) Sonata - II. Mezzo
Trio (sic) Sonata - III. Intermezzo
Trio (sic) Sonata - IV. I'Altro Mezzo
Introduction - Chaconne a son Gout
Chaconne a son Gout
Introduction - The Musical Sacrifice (S. 50% Off)
The Musical Sacrifice - I. Fuga Meshuga
The Musical Sacrifice - II. Sorta of Little Trio Sonata Andante; Allegro molto; Lento; Vivace
The Musical Sacrifice - III. Three Canons
The Musical Sacrifice - IV. Chaorale Prelude: "Da kommt ja der Schurke"
The Musical Sacrifice - V. Four More Canons
The Musical Sacrifice - VI. The Grossest Fugue
Closing
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Theme Song: Opening
Canzon Per Sonar a Sei -- Count Them -- Sei
Pledge Plea
Four Folk Song Upsettings
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Weather Report
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Flip Side Intro
Love Me
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'Safe' Sextet
Oo-la-la Intro
Oo-la-la: Cookin' French Like the French Cook French
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Canzonetta 'La Hooplina'
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