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1982: Carnegie Hall, New York, NY, USA
Live at Carnegie Hall (1982) |
40 Years in Comedy
40 Years in Comedy |
A Place for My Stuff!
Acknowledgments
Opening
A Place for My Stuff
First Announcements
Have a Nice Day
Rice Krispies
Second Announcements
Interview With Jesus
Join the Book Club
Abortion
Third Announcements
Ice Box Man
Fourth Announcements
Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
Fifth Announcements
Fussy Eater (Part 1)
Sixth Announcements
Fussy Eater (Part 2)
Seventh Announcements |
An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo
New News
Teenage Masturbation
Mental Hot Foots
High on the Plane
Bodily Functions
Wurds
For Names' Sake
Baseball-Football
Good Sports
Flesh Colored Band-Aids
Religious Lift
Radio Dial
Y'ever
Unrelated Things |
Back in Town
Abortion
Sanctity of Life
Capital Punishment
State Prison Farms
Farting in Public
Familiar Expressions
Free-Floating Hostility: Quote Marks in the Air / Badda-Boom, Badda-Bing / Bad Hair Day / I Heard That / My Needs Aren't Being Met / Mickey Mouse's Birthday / The Two Pandas in the Zoo / Sperm/Egg Donors, Etc. / Innocent Victims / Personal Bottle |
Brain Droppings (disc 1)
Preface
Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of
Food Terms
Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace
Things You Never See
A Name By Any Other Name
Appropriate Names
# The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How To Titles
It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions
I Can't Recall
A Place For Your Stuff
Mental Brain Thoughts
The New Zodiac
Hi Mom!
Baseball And Football
Give A Hoot
Sports Roundup
# Fuck You, I Like These Kinds Of Jokes
Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!
Do, Take, Have, Give
# What's My Motivation
Anything But The Present |
Brain Droppings (disc 2)
First Time Human Sacrifice
Moths
More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)
Television Announcers
Another Objection on Language
George Carlin Book Club
Deaths of Supercelebrities
The 'Pre' Epidemic
Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions
A Few More Oxymorons
15 Rules to Live By
Expressions (In the Privacy of Your Own Home)
More Redundant Expressions
Peace on You
Watch Your Mouth
Reincarnation (Souls)
My Childhood
Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs)
Language of Comedy/Goodbye |
Carlin on Campus
Carlin on Campus |
Class Clown
Class Clown
Wasted Time / Sharing a Swallow
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)
I Used to Be Irish Catholic
The Confessional
Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo
Heavy Mysteries
Muhammad Ali / America the Beautiful
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television |
Classic Gold (disc 1)
Shoot
The Hair Piece
Sex in Commercials
Drugs
Birth Control
Son of Wino
Divorce Game
Ed Sullivan Self-taught
Let's Make a Deal
The 11 O'Clock News
Class Clown
Wasted Time
Values |
Classic Gold (disc 2)
I Used To Be Irish Catholic
The Confessional
Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo
Heavy Mysteries
Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
Welcome to My Job
Occupation: Foole
White Harlem
The Hallway Groups
Black Consciousness
New York Voices
Grass Swept the Neighborhood
Childhood Cliches
Cute Little Farts
Raisin Rhetoric
Filthy Words |
Complaints & Grievances
Intro & I Don't Do Transitions
The Elephant in the Living Room
Driving in Traffic
A Chance to Bond
Little Things That Come Off Ya
List of People Who Ought to Be Killed
Some More People Who Should Be Killed
The Ten Commandments |
Complaints And Grievances
The Opening
Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'!
You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)
People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
Motivation Seminars
Parents Of Honor Students
Baby Slings
"My Daddy"
Telephone Mimes
Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
Answering Machines
Family Newsletters
Music on Answering Machines
People Who Wear Visors
Singers With One Name
Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons
People Who Misuse Credit Cards
Guys Named Todd
Gun Enthusiasts
White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
NASA-Holes
Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments |
FM & AM
Shoot
The Hair Piece
Sex in Commercials
Drugs
Birth Control
Son of Wino
Divorce Game
Ed Sullivan Self Taught
Let's Make a Deal
The 11 O'clock News |
George Carlin on Comedy
First Time Funny
Early Influences
Burns & Carlin
Standing Alone
The Vegas Incident
Lenny Bruce
The Writer
The Big Change
Writing Techniques
Politics
The Laughter Reflex
Trying Stuff Out
Structuring the Act
Physical Carlin
Respect
Words
Regional Differences
Point of View
Timing & Delivery
Comedy and Pain
Prerequisites
The Business of Comedy
Comedy's Evolution
Advice |
Jammin' in New York
Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf
Little Things We Share
Airline Announcements
Golf Courses for the Homeless
The Planet Is Fine |
Killer Carlin
Mothers Club
Killer Carlin
Capt. Jack & Jolly George
War Pictures
The Cool World
Person to Person
The Sickest |
Life Is Worth Losing
A Modern Man
Three Little Words
The Suicide Guy
Extreme Human Behavior
The All-Suicide TV Channel
Dumb Americans
Pyramid of the Hopeless
Autoerotic Asphyxia
Posthumous Female Transplants
Yeast Infection
Coast-to-Coast Emergency |
More Napalm & Silly Putty (disc 1)
Intro
Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello'
People Who Want to Know the Time
Favorite Period of Time
Asylums
Sports Is Big Business
The Evening News
Icebox Man
Expressions
Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
Dogs Come in All Sizes
Abortion
Sanctity of Life
That's a Fine Howdoyado
Airlines
20th Century Hostilities
Telling Time
Little Moments
Falling Asleep
Dogs on TV
Nice Days |
More Napalm & Silly Putty (disc 2)
Rain. Dances. 007
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Secretary of Being in the Closet
Avant Garde Play
My Dog
Saying 'Hello'
No Complaining About Politicians
No Brown in the Rainbow
Grandchildren
Meaning of Life
Religious People
Just Before You Die
Euphamistic Language
Rip-Offs
Bumper Sticker
A Proposition
Britain's Return of Hong Kong
Organ Donors
'Tippy'
Free Speech
Comitting the Perfect Double Murder
Fun You Can Have
Latest Disaster
People I Can Do Without
When I Was Young
Angels
Henry the VIII
The Red Sox (Socks)
Quicksand
Retired People
Monopoly |
Napalm and Silly Putty (disc 1)
Forward / Rice Krispies
Cats & Dogs
Last Meal
Rants
Advertising Lullaby
Flying
Sandwich
Cars & Driving
Jesus Christ
Business 10 Steps
Observations
Beliefs
Fussy Eater
Who's the Boss
Warm and Cold
Social Situations
Vitamins
Pandas
Children
Cookies |
Napalm and Silly Putty (disc 2)
Driving
Rants
Airport Security
Terrorism
Fear of Germs
Wishing Wells
Sex & Violence
Dogs Don't Care
Just For Fun
Camcorder
Sports
Thoughts & Facts
Bullshit
Death
Blue Food
Declare War
Death Penalty
Thoughts
Supermarket
Legal Advice
Dogs & Forever
Entropy & Disorder
Good Bye |
Occupation: Foole
Welcome to My Job
Occupation: Foole
White Harlem
The Hallway Groups
Black Consciousness
New York Voices
Grass Swept the Neighborhood
Childhood Cliches
Cute Little Farts
Raisin Rhetoric
Filthy Words |
On the Road
On the Road
Death and Dying
Headlines
Kids Are Too Small
Rules, Rules, Rules!
Parents' Cliches and Childrens' Secret Answers
Words We Leave Behind
How's Your Dog?
Supermarkets |
Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics
Offensive Language
I Ain't Afraid of Cancer
Some People Are Stupid
Rape Can Be Funny
Feminist Blowjob
Good Ideas
Things You Never See
Things You Never Hear
Things You Don't Wanna Hear
Life's Little Moments
I Love My Dog
Organ Donor Programs
Don't Pull the Plug on Me
They're Only Words
Euphemisms |
Playin' With Your Head
Hello-Goodbye
Love and Regards
Groups and Charities
Sports
Five Twos
Losing Things
You're Lost
Missing
Earrings
Battered Plants
Things to Watch Out For |
Take-Offs & Put-Ons
Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey)
Commercials
Daytime Television
The Newscast
The Indian Sergeant |
The Little David Years: 1971-1977 (disc 1: FM & AM)
Shoot
The Hair Piece
Sex in Commercials
Drugs
Birth Control
Son of Wino
Divorce Game
Ed Sullivan Self Taught
Let's Make a Deal
The 11 O'clock News |
The Little David Years: 1971-1977 (disc 2: Class Clown)
Class Clown
Wasted Time / Sharing a Swallow
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)
I Used to Be Irish Catholic
The Confessional
Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo
Heavy Mysteries
Muhammad Ali / America the Beautiful
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television |
The Little David Years: 1971-1977 (disc 3: Occupation: Foole)
Welcome to My Job
Occupation: Foole
White Harlem
The Hallway Groups
Black Consciousness
New York Voices
Grass Swept the Neighborhood
Childhood Cliches
Cute Little Farts
Raisin Rhetoric
Filthy Words |
The Little David Years: 1971-1977 (disc 4: Toledo Windowbox)
Goofy Shit
Toledo Window Box
Nursery Rhymes
Some Werds
Water Sez
The Metric System
God
Gay Lib
Snot, the Original Rubber Cement
Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
A Few More Farts |
The Little David Years: 1971-1977 (disc 5: An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo)
New News
Teenage Masturbation
Mental Hot Foots
High on the Plane
Bodily Functions
Wurds
For Names' Sake
Baseball-Football
Good Sports
Flesh Colored Band-Aids
Religious Lift
Radio Dial
Y'Ever
Unrelated Things |
The Little David Years: 1971-1977 (disc 6: On the Road)
On the Road
Death and Dying
Headlines
Kids Are Too Small
Rules, Rules, Rules!
Parents' Cliches and Children's Secret Answers
Words We Leave Behind
How's Your Dog?
Supermarkets |
The Little David Years: 1971-1977 (disc 7)
George's Disc Jockey Theme and Show Opening
Tattoos
Hitchhiking (Short Version)
Clerks, Hankies and Emma
Elmo's Song / Johnny Badcheck
Monopoly
New Sports
Hitchhiking (Long Version)
Guacamole
Nuts in Cake & Toenail Clippings
400,000 American Musical Favorites
Peas
Losing Your Place
I'm Musical
Lost & Found
Public Affairs
Snapper Lawn Mowers
How to Handle a Heckler
Closing
The Coney Island Recordings |
The Original George Carlin
Mother's Club
Herb Coolhouse
The Original "Person to Person"
Captain Jack and Jolly George
Lenny Bruce
Mort Sahl
Killer Carlin
War Pictures |
Toledo Window Box
Goofy Shit
Toledo Window Box
Nursery Rhymes
Some Werds
Water Sez
The Metric System
God
Gay Lib
Snot, the Original Rubber Cement
Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
A Few More Farts |
What Am I Doing in New Jersey?
Reagan's Gang, Church People, and American Values
Keeping People Alert
People I Can Do Without
More Stuff on Cars and Driving |
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (disc 1)
Introduction
Modern Man
Euphemisms
Eye Blaster
We Control Your Lives
The Ten Commandments
Action 6 News
Guys & Dolls, Part 1: Ladies First
Another Problem for Women...
Free Breast Examinations
Ugly Women
The Male Disease
Euphemisms 2
Reality Shows
Reality Shows (Cont'd)
Canadians |
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (disc 2)
Short Jokes
More Shorties
Airline Flight Attendants
Handicaps / I'm Tired
Euphemisms
More Euphemisms
Polically Incorrect
Locations
Zones
Politically Speaking
Politically Speaking (Cont'd)
Zero Tolerance
Al Gore's Actions
More Euphemisms |
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (disc 3)
Schmucks
Landmines
Letter to a Friend
More Euphemisms
Restaurants
Drinking and Driving
War
Blind Girls
Casual on a Cell Phone
One More Thing You Don't Need
More Euphemisms
Old Fashioned
Store Clerks
Deceased
Channel 7 Editorial
Irish Guys |
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (disc 4)
Early Boarding
Traffic
Dear Friend
Mr. Policeman
Fire Dept. Tip
Activists
Left Wing Non-Sense
Short Exchanges
Radio/TV Interviews
Head Blew Up
Silence
Domestic Terrorism
Heroes Who Died for Their Country
Usage
Reporting a Bombing
Old Time Radio Favorites
TV Crap |
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (disc 5)
Debbie's Checkup
Confession
News Report Death of Humpty Dumpty
Entertaining a Four Year Old
Road Rage
Quotes and Stuff
No More Old People
Safety Tips
Sports
Football Cheers
Be Well
Sex Facts From Thailand
Body Curiosity
Birthday Party
Shitty Music |
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (disc 6)
Opposed to Singing
Scab
Poor People
Hobos
Orchestra
Retail
Letter to a Friend
Colon Powell
Sacking a City
Don't Say to a Comedian
Countryside Battles
Instructions
Graceful Death
Tumor Humor
News Descriptions
Problems and Issues |
You Are All Diseased
How's Everybody Doin'
Airport Security
Fear of Germs
Cigars
Angels
Harley Davidson
House of Blues
Minority Language: Happens To Be / Openly / Urban / Girlfriend
Man Stuff: Slugfest / Cut-Off Sleeves / Barbed Wire Tattoo / Lead, Follow Or Get Outta The Way / Police...
Kids And Parents: Children Are Overrated / They're Not All Cute / They're Not All Smart / Too Much...
TV Tonight: Playboy Channel / Jerry Springer / Little House On The Prairie / Willie Nelson
Names
Advertising Lullabye
American Bullshit
Businessmen
Religion
There Is No God |
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