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Best of Twisted Tunes, Volume 1
You Don't Smell Like Flowers Take a Whack on the U.S. Side Three Inch Tool Downtown in the 90's What an Ugly Man He Was Minimum Wage Free as a Turd The Old Man (Is on the Commode) Spinning Reel Plo's & Israeli's Middle Age Waistline Strawberry Rehabs Forever Baby Madonna Ass Hole Son Magic Comet Ride |
Best of Twisted Tunes, Volume 2
Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested) I'm Just a Singer in a Holiday Inn What If God Smoked Cannabis? Beat Up Old Jetliner Read It in the Tabloids Mr. Magoo When a Man Loves a Chicken I Used to Rock & Roll All Night Getting Fatter All the Time I'm a Weight Watcher Officer Fuhrman OJ's Trial Thing How It Feels (To Be Old) Bowel Moves Wrong Foot Amputated |
Bob Rivers Even More Twisted Christmas
It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Toy Sack Police Stop My Car Sled Zeppelin Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Parking Spaces There's A Santa Who Looks Alot Like Elvis Jesus's Birthday All You Need Is Elves Buttcracker Suite Hey You! Get Off My House Holidaze (S'Cuse Me, I've Got Gifts To Buy) Rummy Rocker Boy |
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
The Twisted Chipmunk Song Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire The Angel Who Put the Stump? Decorations Carol of the Bartenders Christmas Party Song Christmas Money (That's What I Want) Pokemon Goin' Up to Bethlehem Homeless on the Holidays He's So Jolly Flu Ride Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around Stumpmaster Remix |
I Am Santa Claus
There's Another Santa Claus Walkin 'round in Women's Underwear I Am Santa Claus Manger 6 O Little Town of Bethlehem I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator Grahbe Yahbalz A Letter to Santa Jingle Hells Bells The Kids The Magical Kingdom of Claus The "What's It to Ya" Chorus Didn't I Get This Last Year The Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau O Christmas Tree |
More Twisted Christmas
It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year Toy Sack Police Stop My Car Sled Zeppelin Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Parking Spaces There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis Jesus's Birthday All You Need Is Elves Buttcracker Suite Hey You! Get Off My House Holidaze (S'cuse Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy) Rummy Rocker Boy |
Taliban on The Run
Taliban on The Run Bin Laden & The Jets Scared to Be an American Al-Quaida The Taliban Return to Osama PLO's & Israelis Still Hussein Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer |
Twisted Christmas
The Twelve Pains of Christmas The Chimney Song We Wish You Weren't Living With Us Wreck the Malls A Visit From St. Nicholson O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole) The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" Foreigners Joy to the World A Message From the King |
Twisted Tunes 1995
Wrong Foot Amputated I Shot The White House All I Wanna Do, Is Trash This Song Hey Gingrich, Leave Our Lunch Alone Newt's Lil' Sister Strawberry Rehabs Forever Bosnia Bought It Up Courtney Love Stinks Officer Fuhrman Are They Gonna Fry O.J.? Wild Trial He's Walkin' He's Free |
Twisted Tunes Classics
Clean the Aquarium Inflatable Woman Honda Accord People Get Famous Rap's Not Even Music Protection Whiny Sappy People Back in a U.S. Made Car Roseanne Who Blew That Smell Burgers on the Grill Burned on the Bar-B-Q Princess Di Clean the Catbox Martina Navratilova |
Twisted Tunes Crap, Volume 1
Baseball Strike Song Sesame Street Song Elvis Impersonators Pants Too Tight Dole Fan Smells Like The Night Before Christmas Gump Diceman The AOL Song Do the Chinese Love Their Children? Texas Whacko Move Over Ben Franklin Shut Up, Marge Schott Tragical Anthem (Flag Burning Song) Newt Gingrich Does The Hanky Panky Last Skate For Tonya Harding Hideo Suit Me Up Coach Blind Melon Song First Bitch Geraldo Buttafuco Mississippi For Those Who Bombed Iraq |
Twisted Tunes Crap, Volume 2
He's Alive (Elvis) Connie Chung Whinin' & Complainin' I Got Hitched Totally Despicable Bush Leaving Town Smells Like Teeny Spirit Your Mouth Is Like Sam Kinison Rambo On Johnny Was Good Brand New Tan Ross Perot Jack 401k Ticket To The Eagles Pickpocket People Women In The Locker Room Proud To Be An American Crypto Hussein The Fondler All I Want To Do Is Eat Geraldo, Do You Ever Keep a Secret? The Long & Boring Show Stop, Hey What's That Sound? Gimme 12 Steps Diaper Days |
Twisted Tunes Greatest Hits
Checkin' Into Betty Ford Burned on the Bbq Breasts the Way They Are Honda Accord Buy a Truck Whiny Sappy People Enlisted Ukranian Band Burgers on the Grill P.M.S. Born to Be Mild Dr. Jack Martinn U.S. Made Car Watchin' Chelsea Grow Cleaning Out the Fridge Addicted to Butts Protection Nintendo Boys Night Out Inflatable Woman Bugs on the Windshield Rock-N-Roll Scooby Doo People Get Famous Rap's Not Even Music Clean the Catbox Ignorant Man Who Blew That Smell Crappy Together Intstant Oatmeal Helen Keller Clean the Aquarium Rosanne Our Box |
Twisted Tunes Lost Holiday Classics
Smells Like the Night Before Christmas Gobble Gobble 50 Plates to Feed My Brother New Year's Resolution How Dry He Is! Ghosts in White Linen Pumpkins to Toss About Trick or Treatin' Blues By the Time I Get the Meat Axe Independence Day Jingle Bells '98 Little Hummer Girl |
Twisted Tunes More Classics
Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested for AIDS) P.M.S. I Don't Have Hair Anymore Pick My Nose Again Rock N Roll, Scooby Doo Checkin' Into Betty Ford Boys Night Out For Wieners Does Anybody Really Know Where Bosnia Is? Cirrhosis Of The Liver Please Don't Shoot Mr. Postman Take Some Lessons (Learn Some New Chords) I Got No Thrill (From Anita Hill) Bugs On The Windshield I Wanna Be Enlisted Some Kind of Wonderdrug |
Twisted Tunes Seattle
Spotted Owl Song Courtney Love Stinks Californian's Leavin' Denny Way They Call Him Vedder Ass Hole Son Them Beans West Seattle Girls Governor Lowry Lou Piniella Fastballs Reignman Seahawk Fan Highway to Bellevue Stuffy Old Medina Sea Lion Eats Tonight |
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. I
Ignorant Man Our Box Weight Watcher If You Wanna Be President Instant Oatmeal Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song) Helen Keller I Perspire So Crappy Together Grocery Line As Beers Go By America The Pitiful Acid Rain All My Songs Are Spoken I've Got A Great Hairdo O.J.'s Dirty Laundry Model Son |
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. II
Kosovo Long Distance Co. I Can't Ski Babe Love In The Oval Office Clinton's Tush Mad Cow Disease Soft 'N Loud Buy a Truck If We Only Had Some Food L.A. Madam Woody Likes 'Em Young Plump Buchanan All in Fuhrman's Family The Water Police Leno Fellow Hemorrhoids |
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. III
Boatload of Cubans The Day My Lemon Died That's the Sound Of The Men Oh God! I'm An Ocean Bouy A President Who's Black Ozone Layer White House is Rockin' Watchin' Chelsea Grow I've Got A Long Long Nose This Ain't No Barney Burning Down The Church Don't Bum Around Here I Fought The Lawn Spank You Deviled Ham I Can't Drive (I'm 65) |
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V
We Buy The Tampons Ally McBeal Antidepressants Cheesburger With Parasites Space Station Oddity The Girl With Emphysema I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are You Chesty Thing Media Killed The Royalty Star The No Smoking Song Like A Serbian Doggystyle Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep Gates Is Such A Rich Man NFL Sundays (Always Get Me Down) |
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. VI
Caught Me One Handed Feeling Boobies Real Big Ladies Busboy Jugs of Britney You're No Angel I Want My MP3 Musical Ability The Handicapped Can Beaver Fever Drinking Like Keith Moon Gonads It's in His Piss Oops I Farted Again |
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. VII
Chat Room My Mouth's Not Open Bisexual Freeballin' Man Who Constantly Borrows (You've got to) Change Your Underwear Scream On The Check Drivers on the Phone Bitchy Woman Heavin' On a Jet Plane Ukranian Band Prune Juice Addicted to Butts |
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection, Volume 4
Cleanin' Out the Fridge Stinkin' Up My Backyard I Want to Be a Woman Dumped School's Out of Weapons Kennedy the Lech River of Pee Rodney King Song Tanning Lotion One Toke Under the Bench Stealing the Songs I Sleep Alone Lots of Cleavage I'm Bi Pennsylvania Ave. Closed Down Red Neck Swine Cumber Bun |
Twisted Tunes: 1994 The Year in Review
Take Baseball and Shove It G'Bye Ding a Ling White Ford Bronco You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates (I'm Gonna Break Your Knee) PLO & Israeli's Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones Cane 'Em Good Michael Jordan Ain't Bo Whitewater D.W.I. Colorado The Nafta Anthem A Big Ton O' Moola |
We're Giving It the Full 80%
Maura’s Rack Dennis Leary Beats on Bob H.O.N.K.E.Y. Alfred Ali - White Lies Archbishop Desmond Tutu Bob and Lisa Have Sex The Softer Side of Ron Jeremy P.I.L.F. Mitch Hedberg The Three Amigos Martha Stewart’s Gynecologist Steven Wright Ted Nugent Blasts Ozzy Senator Strom Thurmond Randy Newman Songwriting 101 |
White Trash Christmas
Aquaclaus What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer White Trash Christmas The Little Hooters Girl Be Claus I Got High Not So Silent Night Me and Mrs. Claus Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas Merry Christmas Allah Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree I'll Be Stoned for Christmas |
[non-album tracks]
Snot in Here Trump With a Hibachi Saddam Song Cheney's Got a Gun Funky Stench |
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