Bob Rivers (Discography Rivers, Bob)

Best of Twisted Tunes, Volume 1
You Don't Smell Like Flowers
Take a Whack on the U.S. Side
Three Inch Tool
Downtown in the 90's
What an Ugly Man He Was
Minimum Wage
Free as a Turd
The Old Man (Is on the Commode)
Spinning Reel
Plo's & Israeli's
Middle Age Waistline
Strawberry Rehabs Forever
Baby Madonna
Ass Hole Son
Magic Comet Ride
Best of Twisted Tunes, Volume 2
Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested)
I'm Just a Singer in a Holiday Inn
What If God Smoked Cannabis?
Beat Up Old Jetliner
Read It in the Tabloids
Mr. Magoo
When a Man Loves a Chicken
I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
Getting Fatter All the Time
I'm a Weight Watcher
Officer Fuhrman
OJ's Trial Thing
How It Feels (To Be Old)
Bowel Moves
Wrong Foot Amputated
Bob Rivers Even More Twisted Christmas
It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
Toy Sack
Police Stop My Car
Sled Zeppelin
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
Parking Spaces
There's A Santa Who Looks Alot Like Elvis
Jesus's Birthday
All You Need Is Elves
Buttcracker Suite
Hey You! Get Off My House
Holidaze (S'Cuse Me, I've Got Gifts To Buy)
Rummy Rocker Boy
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
The Twisted Chipmunk Song
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
The Angel
Who Put the Stump?
Decorations
Carol of the Bartenders
Christmas Party Song
Christmas Money (That's What I Want)
Pokemon
Goin' Up to Bethlehem
Homeless on the Holidays
He's So Jolly
Flu Ride
Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around
Stumpmaster Remix
I Am Santa Claus
There's Another Santa Claus
Walkin 'round in Women's Underwear
I Am Santa Claus
Manger 6
O Little Town of Bethlehem
I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer
Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
Grahbe Yahbalz
A Letter to Santa
Jingle Hells Bells
The Kids
The Magical Kingdom of Claus
The "What's It to Ya" Chorus
Didn't I Get This Last Year
The Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau
O Christmas Tree
More Twisted Christmas
It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year
Toy Sack
Police Stop My Car
Sled Zeppelin
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
Parking Spaces
There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis
Jesus's Birthday
All You Need Is Elves
Buttcracker Suite
Hey You! Get Off My House
Holidaze (S'cuse Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy)
Rummy Rocker Boy
Taliban on The Run
Taliban on The Run
Bin Laden & The Jets
Scared to Be an American
Al-Quaida
The Taliban
Return to Osama
PLO's & Israelis
Still Hussein
Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Twisted Christmas
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
The Chimney Song
We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
Wreck the Malls
A Visit From St. Nicholson
O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
Foreigners
Joy to the World
A Message From the King
Twisted Tunes 1995
Wrong Foot Amputated
I Shot The White House
All I Wanna Do, Is Trash This Song
Hey Gingrich, Leave Our Lunch Alone
Newt's Lil' Sister
Strawberry Rehabs Forever
Bosnia
Bought It Up
Courtney Love Stinks
Officer Fuhrman
Are They Gonna Fry O.J.?
Wild Trial
He's Walkin'
He's Free
Twisted Tunes Classics
Clean the Aquarium
Inflatable Woman
Honda Accord
People Get Famous
Rap's Not Even Music
Protection
Whiny Sappy People
Back in a U.S. Made Car
Roseanne
Who Blew That Smell
Burgers on the Grill
Burned on the Bar-B-Q
Princess Di
Clean the Catbox
Martina Navratilova
Twisted Tunes Crap, Volume 1
Baseball Strike Song
Sesame Street Song
Elvis Impersonators
Pants Too Tight
Dole Fan
Smells Like The Night Before Christmas
Gump
Diceman
The AOL Song
Do the Chinese Love Their Children?
Texas Whacko
Move Over Ben Franklin
Shut Up, Marge Schott
Tragical Anthem (Flag Burning Song)
Newt Gingrich Does The Hanky Panky
Last Skate For Tonya Harding
Hideo
Suit Me Up Coach
Blind Melon Song
First Bitch
Geraldo
Buttafuco
Mississippi
For Those Who Bombed Iraq
Twisted Tunes Crap, Volume 2
He's Alive (Elvis)
Connie Chung
Whinin' & Complainin'
I Got Hitched
Totally Despicable
Bush Leaving Town
Smells Like Teeny Spirit
Your Mouth Is Like Sam Kinison
Rambo On
Johnny Was Good
Brand New Tan
Ross Perot Jack
401k
Ticket To The Eagles
Pickpocket People
Women In The Locker Room
Proud To Be An American
Crypto
Hussein
The Fondler
All I Want To Do Is Eat
Geraldo, Do You Ever Keep a Secret?
The Long & Boring Show
Stop, Hey What's That Sound?
Gimme 12 Steps
Diaper Days
Twisted Tunes Greatest Hits
Checkin' Into Betty Ford
Burned on the Bbq
Breasts the Way They Are
Honda Accord
Buy a Truck
Whiny Sappy People
Enlisted
Ukranian Band
Burgers on the Grill
P.M.S.
Born to Be Mild
Dr. Jack
Martinn
U.S. Made Car
Watchin' Chelsea Grow
Cleaning Out the Fridge
Addicted to Butts
Protection
Nintendo
Boys Night Out
Inflatable Woman
Bugs on the Windshield
Rock-N-Roll Scooby Doo
People Get Famous
Rap's Not Even Music
Clean the Catbox
Ignorant Man
Who Blew That Smell
Crappy Together
Intstant Oatmeal
Helen Keller
Clean the Aquarium
Rosanne
Our Box
Twisted Tunes Lost Holiday Classics
Smells Like the Night Before Christmas
Gobble Gobble
50 Plates to Feed My Brother
New Year's Resolution
How Dry He Is!
Ghosts in White Linen
Pumpkins to Toss About
Trick or Treatin' Blues
By the Time I Get the Meat Axe
Independence Day
Jingle Bells '98
Little Hummer Girl
Twisted Tunes More Classics
Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested for AIDS)
P.M.S.
I Don't Have Hair Anymore
Pick My Nose Again
Rock N Roll, Scooby Doo
Checkin' Into Betty Ford
Boys Night Out For Wieners
Does Anybody Really Know Where Bosnia Is?
Cirrhosis Of The Liver
Please Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
Take Some Lessons (Learn Some New Chords)
I Got No Thrill (From Anita Hill)
Bugs On The Windshield
I Wanna Be Enlisted
Some Kind of Wonderdrug
Twisted Tunes Seattle
Spotted Owl Song
Courtney Love Stinks
Californian's Leavin'
Denny Way
They Call Him Vedder
Ass Hole Son
Them Beans
West Seattle Girls
Governor Lowry
Lou Piniella
Fastballs
Reignman
Seahawk Fan
Highway to Bellevue
Stuffy Old Medina
Sea Lion Eats Tonight
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. I
Ignorant Man
Our Box
Weight Watcher
If You Wanna Be President
Instant Oatmeal
Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)
Helen Keller
I Perspire
So Crappy Together
Grocery Line
As Beers Go By
America The Pitiful
Acid Rain
All My Songs Are Spoken
I've Got A Great Hairdo
O.J.'s Dirty Laundry
Model Son
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. II
Kosovo
Long Distance Co.
I Can't Ski Babe
Love In The Oval Office
Clinton's Tush
Mad Cow Disease
Soft 'N Loud
Buy a Truck
If We Only Had Some Food
L.A. Madam
Woody Likes 'Em Young
Plump
Buchanan
All in Fuhrman's Family
The Water Police
Leno Fellow
Hemorrhoids
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. III
Boatload of Cubans
The Day My Lemon Died
That's the Sound Of The Men
Oh God! I'm An Ocean Bouy
A President Who's Black
Ozone Layer
White House is Rockin'
Watchin' Chelsea Grow
I've Got A Long Long Nose
This Ain't No Barney
Burning Down The Church
Don't Bum Around Here
I Fought The Lawn
Spank You
Deviled Ham
I Can't Drive (I'm 65)
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V
We Buy The Tampons
Ally McBeal
Antidepressants
Cheesburger With Parasites
Space Station Oddity
The Girl With Emphysema
I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
You Chesty Thing
Media Killed The Royalty Star
The No Smoking Song
Like A Serbian
Doggystyle
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Gates Is Such A Rich Man
NFL Sundays (Always Get Me Down)
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. VI
Caught Me One Handed
Feeling Boobies
Real Big Ladies
Busboy
Jugs of Britney
You're No Angel
I Want My MP3
Musical Ability
The Handicapped Can
Beaver Fever
Drinking Like Keith Moon
Gonads
It's in His Piss
Oops I Farted Again
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. VII
Chat Room
My Mouth's Not Open
Bisexual
Freeballin'
Man Who Constantly Borrows
(You've got to) Change Your Underwear
Scream On
The Check
Drivers on the Phone
Bitchy Woman
Heavin' On a Jet Plane
Ukranian Band
Prune Juice
Addicted to Butts
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection, Volume 4
Cleanin' Out the Fridge
Stinkin' Up My Backyard
I Want to Be a Woman
Dumped
School's Out of Weapons
Kennedy the Lech
River of Pee
Rodney King Song
Tanning Lotion
One Toke Under the Bench
Stealing the Songs
I Sleep Alone
Lots of Cleavage
I'm Bi
Pennsylvania Ave. Closed Down
Red Neck Swine
Cumber Bun
Twisted Tunes: 1994 The Year in Review
Take Baseball and Shove It
G'Bye Ding a Ling
White Ford Bronco
You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates (I'm Gonna Break Your Knee)
PLO & Israeli's
Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones
Cane 'Em Good
Michael Jordan Ain't Bo
Whitewater
D.W.I. Colorado
The Nafta Anthem
A Big Ton O' Moola
We're Giving It the Full 80%
Maura’s Rack
Dennis Leary Beats on Bob
H.O.N.K.E.Y.
Alfred Ali - White Lies
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Bob and Lisa Have Sex
The Softer Side of Ron Jeremy
P.I.L.F.
Mitch Hedberg
The Three Amigos
Martha Stewart’s Gynecologist
Steven Wright
Ted Nugent Blasts Ozzy
Senator Strom Thurmond
Randy Newman Songwriting 101
White Trash Christmas
Aquaclaus
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells
Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer
White Trash Christmas
The Little Hooters Girl
Be Claus I Got High
Not So Silent Night
Me and Mrs. Claus
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
Merry Christmas Allah
Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree
I'll Be Stoned for Christmas
[non-album tracks]
Snot in Here
Trump
With a Hibachi
Saddam Song
Cheney's Got a Gun
Funky Stench
  • Howlin' Wolf
  • Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
  • Pixies
  • Linda Ronstadt
  • Eddie Meduza
  • Sidney Bechet
  • Tennessee Ernie Ford
  • The Andrews Sisters
  • Gnags
  • Vicente Fernández
  • The Cult
  • Трилистник
  • Luzbel
  • Tajai

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